Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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