Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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