he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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