Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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