dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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