he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
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There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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