woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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