I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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