So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Damn victory sex feels great
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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