I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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