so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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