its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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