He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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