Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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