Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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