Porn is love you can see.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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