She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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