biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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