Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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