Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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