so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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