dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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