May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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