A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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