You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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