i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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