She's JV to your varsity
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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