There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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