Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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