I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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