yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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