dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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