so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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