Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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