What a fucking waste of an outfit
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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