Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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