Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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