those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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