By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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