I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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