I forgot how hot balto sounded
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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