drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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