he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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