I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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