whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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