does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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