Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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