I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
