she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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