But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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