Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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