Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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