There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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