what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Pants are for mortals
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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