Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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