Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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