I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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