the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
whose ass print is on the piano?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
