in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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