Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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