But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize